omegaverse:

Yes im scared of automatic toilets flushing early… they’re blasting e coli straight into my pussy!!!!!!!

elloly:

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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

oniongarlic:

now thats what i call a fucking car

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

rthis is the only picutre she took sfdkjlfgddfs MOM this almost literally could not be worse fdkjfjkdf i love you so much

she also took a pictuer of a bluejay 

and believe it or not, a squirrel

mom vs the focus on her expensive camera vs her bad eyesight

ok i swear this is the last one but please look at this bluejay

(via sex-acts-in-caps-lock)

orimarie-deactivated20210518:

official-andy-warhol:

kitsunetrickster:

official-andy-warhol:

official-andy-warhol:

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

Dingo

Also Dingo

danger shiba inu

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cadenceofhyrule:

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lynati:

the-nightman783:

holdtightclothing:

darillium-night:

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

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nessamiibo:

asexualconnor:

asexualconnor:

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

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bird-big:

flightless-boy:

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

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